"Interviews with the Intern" is a semi-regular feature where intern Christian Benson interviews the staff of Smibs Inc.

Christian: Hi Chris.  Sit down, it’s time for your monthly review.

Chris: So you’re doing my reviews now?  Big step for an intern.

What is your role here at Smibs?

I am a computer programming intern.  My job here is to take everything Forrest makes and try and break it. I test all of the Smibs software and work out any potential kinks.

What are some of your thoughts about the software products at Smibs?

I think the software is really cool.  It’s definitely cutting-edge stuff and I think that the market is really under-served for this type of thing.  Personally, an application like Doorbell has so many uses for a student and a young guy like me to keep me organized and on top of a lot my schedule.  At the same time, a small business can use this software in so many other ways. Our users are already giving us great feedback and support, which makes me proud that I am a part of this.

Here’s a question: You are a rowdy frat boy.

That wasn’t a question, that was an accusation.  If it’s a crime to enjoy a few beverages here and there, then I am guilty.

Do you want to discuss your fraternity?

Do I have a choice?

If you were the interviewer, you’d have a choice.  Why don’t you talk in general terms about your fraternity?

Fine.  I am a part of the Zeta Psi, Mu Theta Chapter.  The fraternity has been a part of the university (University of Alberta) since 1930.  We are like most fraternities, we give members the opportunity to be a part of a brotherhood of people and establish life long relationships.

You are still in school, right?

Unfortunately, yes.  I am in my third year of my software engineering degree at the University of Alberta.  Right now I am on a work term, but I plan on returning to school after Christmas.

In my last interview (Forrest) I heard probably the worst joke ever.  Do you have a better programming joke then Forrest’s?

That one was pretty bad.  I don’t have any good programming jokes, but I have plenty of filthy jokes.

Why is programming culture so misunderstood?

I think people conceive programmers as quiet, nerdy guys without girlfriends.  I think they are shocked when most of us turn out to be fun loving, sociable people.  It’s like anything, some people take their jobs too seriously and they become one-dimensional.  For the most part, programmers are just normal guys who have a passion for computer culture.  There is a myth that there are some women programmers too.

You are known as an office prankster.  What is the best prank you have pulled here at the office, besides destroying my coffee cup?

Yah, I have been know to pull a few pranks here or there. The best would have to be when I glued Forrest’s hand to his mouse. (Laughing) He’s losing his hair because of me.

What are some of your hobbies?

Well besides being awesome all the time, I enjoy the occasional wine tasting and walk in the park, like any other respectable frat boy.

Thanks for the interview Chris, I feel like I really got to know you.

Ha, no problem Christian. Us interns have to look out for one another.